Chuck Norris had unprotected sex in the back of a semi. 1 drop of semen feel and infused with the semi and is now know as Optimus Prime! #happybdaychuck
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. #HappyBirthdayChuck
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. He beats them mercilessly until they start counting backwards. http://imdb.to/dPCUGq
Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in it's chin..it's descendants today are known as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person that can strangle you with a cordless phone!
Charlie Sheen
ReplyDelete"Sometimes I like 'em from China, with a slanted vagina."
"I don't normally tweet naked, but when I do, chances are I have a raging boner. #fattuesday #winning"
""I just wanna be friends" says the lady in pink, "ok ok" as I spike her drink."
"If you never use a condom, never use your real name. #SheenFact"
"I'm not big on sports but I'm big in my pants. #winning #fattuesday"
As said by the famous Charlie Sheen...
"I wake up and I'm like, wow, I'm Charlie Sheen and you're not. #winning"
"The name 'Two & a Half Men' came from the size of my junk. #dealwithit #winning"
"Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. #dealwithit #winning"
"I didn't catch her license plate number but her ass was a solid 8. #winning #dealwithit"
"Mondays are a fat friend of the good weekdays. Good thing it's #bootyappreciationday or I'd sleep through it."
"Allow your woman to be creative, there is more than 1 way to wash a dish. #manlawmonday"
Charlie Sheen Continues to give me his Wise Knowledge...
"Give her liquor, hit it quicker. #tigerblood"
"A girl that is bald is worth two with a bush. #winning"
"I bet The Jolly Green Giant was happier before he went green, now he's just a big bitch in a hybrid. #thataintwinning"
"Disneyland; the happiest place on earth? I guess that means Mr. Walt Disney has never been into some good pussy. #winning"
Charlie Sheen doesn't give in to publicity...
"My penis is going to be very mad when I explain that donuts are only for eating from now on. #tigerblood"
"Listen up ladies, if you neglect the balls, I will neglect your boring fucking story. #tigerblood"
"I'm a true gentlemen, I always open automatic doors for everyone behind me. #winning"
"I'm the CEO of minding my own fucking business. #winning"
Chuck Norris had unprotected sex in the back of a semi. 1 drop of semen feel and infused with the semi and is now know as Optimus Prime! #happybdaychuck
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. #HappyBirthdayChuck
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. He beats them mercilessly until they start counting backwards. http://imdb.to/dPCUGq
Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in it's chin..it's descendants today are known as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person that can strangle you with a cordless phone!
Chuck Norris's Toilet http://twitpic.com/486iec