Thursday, March 17, 2011

Senior Service

Its a nice thing to do when you help people who need the help


i help in the food pantry this is a funny thing to do

the said thing is that all this is because so many people are hungary and starving

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  1. The Valentine's day present I got my girlfriend will really take her breath away. I've got the fat bitch a treadmill.

    My girlfriend asked me to turn the dishwasher on tonight.. So I sent her some pictures of me with a hard on.

    After an argument with my girlfriend last night, She has come up with the best Valentines Day present any man could ask for, Silence!

    9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing,100 are getting head and you.. you're reading this. Hang in there buddy. #MoreHead

    My buddy says he'll fuck anything that moves. I say, why limit yourself?

    Anyone ELSE hate when everyone is showing off pictures of their girlfriends, then a picture of your right hand falls outa your wallet. :|

    A good wingman will pull two chicks, one for him, one for you. A great wingman will chase them both off in the morning.

    Being Valentines Day and all I thought I would give my girlfriend the best orgasm ever, but the ungrateful bitch spat it out.

    Just saw this on a church sign, "laying on your back screaming OMG! isn't praying!"

    Had my first 59 the other day. A blowjob from a girl in a wheelchair.

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